Funny Trump “Fake Tan” Birthday Card — Sarcastic & Witty Gag Card for Loved One

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Looking for a birthday card for a loved one that nails the vibe? This cheeky, adult-humor greeting card features bold black typography on a vibrant orange cover: “I love you like TRUMP loves a fake tan.” Unlike a blank-card gag, this edition includes a printed “Happy Birthday” inside so your message lands with a wink and a stamp of celebration. Printed on premium 300gsm matte cardstock for crisp, photo-ready color, each card comes with a matching envelope and is cello-wrapped for protection. Perfect for friends who appreciate sharp humor, white-elephant exchanges, or anyone who enjoys a brilliantly timed roast. Add to cart — and get ready for tears of laughter.

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Give them a gift they’ll actually keep (for the laugh). This bold, sarcastic birthday card—featuring the line “I love you like TRUMP loves a fake tan”—is the perfect way to celebrate a friend who loves edgy humor. Printed on premium 300gsm matte cardstock with crisp black type on a vibrant orange cover, it looks great, photographs well, and reads even better in real life.

There is plenty of room inside so you can write a personal, hilarious note (or paste in a small IOU for tacos). Each card ships with a matching kraft envelope and comes individually cello-wrapped for protection. Great for birthdays, gag gifts, white elephant exchanges, or just because you like to be the friend who makes everyone snort their drink.

.: One size: 6.9″ × 4.9″ (17.5cm × 12.5cm)
.: Glossy or matte finish on premium quality paper
.: Print on the outside and inside
.: Use as portrait or landscape card
.: Each card comes with a white envelope

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